Number of posts : 2428 from : NY Registration date : 2005-10-14
Subject: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics Fri 23 Dec - 15:25
Twas the night before X-mas and all thru our site the whores were all posting till dawns early light Cassie was happy snuggled up on the net With Visions of Ben Afflick making her wet..
And Kesse in her nightshirt and Hex in his boots.. were just heading downtown to find some store to loot When up on the roof we all heard such a crash.. It sounded like santa claus busted his ass..
So we ran to the window..and what did we see..? Crys had drove her new pick up truck into a tree.. But behind her was santa and his magic sled He yelled " If THIS bitch were driving Old Santa'd be DEAD!"
From His sack we saw presents all wrapped up with bows.. and Vicki was hoping that she'd get some new clothes Santa smiled and approached us with a sleepy big yawn.. and tripped over Karl who'd passed out on the lawn
We found out there and then he was not "jolly" saint nick Cause he screamed as he fell " Karl you son of a bitch!" Then He fell with a THUD face down into the snow Hex snatched up the presents and said "c'mon gang lets go"
Emma sobbed " shouldn't we first try to help up saint nick?" Hex replied " we got PRESENTS..ta HELL with the prick" So they all ran inside to see what he had brought.. and closed tight the curtains so they wouldn't get caught
For Cassie a poster of Ben In the nude.. For Karl a big whiskey so he can get stewed For Vicki some lingere kinda skimpy and red.. A step ladder for kesse so she can now reach her bed..
For Ally a new fairy princess tattoo.. The Skittles are Crystals..the Chocolates are too.. and Kesses pink piggy and the nutcracker for rose... Were hiding their heads under emmas new clothes
Hex had got a new ball bat all wrapped in barbed wire.. and used it to chase Karl who had stopped to admire.. The brand new lace teddy that Crys had slipped on.. so we all never noticed that santa was gone..
When suddenly outside we heard the hoof sounds of reindeer.. and went to the widow to see santa disapper.. but as he soared off we could hear the fat elf.. scream " merry x-mas fanatics..you can all go to Hell"
Cassie Smurfette
Number of posts : 3697 from : Brazil Registration date : 2005-10-14
Subject: Re: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics Fri 23 Dec - 15:47
WOAH, I dunno how long you took to write it, but it's perfect!!!!! LMAO. VERY nice, funny and a bit wicked lol, poor Santa! Way to call me perve! I get wet, what a porn poem! lol Now I can feel the magic of the season ROFL
Emely Jenna Jr
Number of posts : 1254 Age : 37 from : Sweden Registration date : 2005-11-22
Subject: Re: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics Fri 23 Dec - 17:24
wow mark that was excellent im amazed
Crystal whore spice
Number of posts : 5320 from : Canada Registration date : 2005-10-14
Subject: Re: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics Fri 23 Dec - 19:07
LMAO that's a gooder I was going to do one but didnt have time .. It's a classic
Morgan Jenna JR
Number of posts : 62 from : Florida Registration date : 2005-10-16
Subject: Re: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics Fri 23 Dec - 20:15
lol, nice.
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Subject: Re: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics
Subject: twas the night before X-mas on forum fanatics 
im amazed 
