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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crystal!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crystal!
2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Crystal!
3. Early thermometers were filled with Crystal instead of mercury!
4. If you lick Crystal ten times, you will consume one calorie!
5. Crystal was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Crystal can not.
7. Crystal is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Crystal, and 400 times smaller!
9. Crystal is incapable of sleep.
10. Four-fifths of the surface of Crystal is covered in water.
    
    
    This is soo friggin funny , well I thought.. LMAO

Heres the Link.. If it doesnt work let me know

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

lol what a mess....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rose!

1. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after rose! ~~Cause I'm special like that.


2. If you break rose, you will get seven years of bad luck. ~~And a broken leg

3. Baskin Robbins once made rose flavoured ice cream. ~~We won't go there....

4. During severe windstorms, rose may sway several feet to either side. ~~you know, to avoid falling objects

5. Olive oil was used for washing rose in the ancient Mediterranean world! ~~Cause it makes my skin so soft and supple.

6. Rose can't sweat. ~~A great thing in my line of work

7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat rose'. ~~I SWEAR she was drunk when she said that

8. Half a cup of rose contains only seventeen calories. ~~Let's not go there either.....
9. You should always store rose in an airtight container in the fridge! ~~That's how I've lasted so long

10. Originally, rose could not fly! ~~But over time I learned.

I love this one it's too funny ..LoL :P

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Forum Fanatic's!

1. Forum Fanatic's cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
2. The liquid inside Forum Fanatic's can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
3. Forum Fanatic's are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Forum Fanatic's would be as small as a pea.
5. Forum Fanatic's are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
6. Forum Fanatic's are only six percent water.
7. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Forum Fanatic's in a day.
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Forum Fanatic's.
9. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Forum Fanatic's are the victim.
10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Forum Fanatic's.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about XWhOrEsPiCex!

1. XWhOrEsPiCex has four noses.
2. XWhOrEsPiCex is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
3. XWhOrEsPiCex can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
4. XWhOrEsPiCex is the world's tallest woman.
5. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear xWhOrEsPiCex had to pay a special xWhOrEsPiCex tax.
6. India tested its first nuclear xWhOrEsPiCex in 1974.
7. The condom - originally made from xWhOrEsPiCex - was invented in the early 1500s!
8. Early thermometers were filled with xWhOrEsPiCex instead of mercury!
9. XWhOrEsPiCex can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
10. The most dangerous form of xWhOrEsPiCex is the bicycle!


LMFAO... :P

LOl isn't someone addicted?!?

Over half of Americans are officially Damian Hex. they WISH!
Damian Hexology is the study of Damian Hex.- yes thats true
In Chinese, the sound 'Damian Hex' means 'bite the wax tadpole'. hmmm
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Damian Hex. ..Great thanks
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Damian Hex.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Damian Hex would protect them from evil spirits. True true
The air around Damian Hex is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun. does that mean Im hot?
More people are killed by Damian Hex each year than die in aeroplane accidents. BELIEVE it!
Damian Hex is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Damian Hex.
Grapes explode if you put them inside Damian Hex. so dont TRY!

Yes Cass I am addicted, but there friggin funny

1. You should always open Viki at least an hour before drinking her.
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Viki and compline.
3. Antarctica is the only continent without Viki.
4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Viki.
5. It can take Viki several days to move just through one tree!
6. Viki has a bifurcated penis.
7. The international dialling code for Viki is 672.
8. Viki will often glow under UV light.
9. Scientists have discovered that Viki can smell the presence of autism in children.
10. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Viki.

1. Victoria cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Victoria is two minutes.
3. The opposite sides of Victoria always add up to seven.
4. Victoriaology is the study of Victoria.
5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Victoria!
6. Victoria is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Victoria as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
8. Victoria will always turn right when leaving a cave!
9. Victoria can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
10. If you kiss Victoria for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cassie!

1. The first domain name ever registered was Cassie.com. - woah, I'm history! lol
2. If the annual Australian Cassie crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times. - Am I not big? lol
3. All swans in England belong to Cassie. - lol swans are useful for fighting geese! LOL
4. In her entire life, Cassie will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey! - At least I'm sweet
5. A thimbleful of Cassie would weigh over 100 million tons. - I guess I need to go on a diet lol - I'm fatter than Mark!
6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Cassie. - See? I have self-light!
7. Cassie can use only about ten percent of her brain! - Most people can use only 3%, Woo HOO, I'm in advantage! I'm Einstein II!
8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Cassie, and 400 times smaller. - LOL Big is my name!
9. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Cassie. - So much light!
10. Cassie can last longer without water than a camel can. - lol i'm super!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karmabites!

1. Karmabites is the world's largest rodent!
2. The difference between Karmabites and a village is that Karmabites does not have a church.
3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Karmabites!
4. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Karmabites.
5. Karmabites never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Karmabites.
7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Karmabites.
8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Karmabites.
9. Lightning strikes Karmabites over seven times every hour!
10. If you put a drop of liquor on Karmabites, she will go mad and sting herself to death.