LOL, if she does, you're screwed, Markie!
oh yes, I have some really dumb students... The other day I was teaching this woman and she only creates fuss, I HATE her. Anyway, I was teaching her and said the word in English then in port, as a way of translating, it was a simple word in port like run. She asked me what that word (pronounced in port) meant! The she realised how dumb she was, but still got mad at me, saying I hadn't said it rightly, lol sure, blame the teacher and say she can't speak portuguese even!