LMAO very good story, Mark..... poor guy, I feel for him though lol
Well, as it's of everyone's knowledge, I suck at sports lol. Once we were playing soccer in highshool and since I can never get hold of the ball, I used to kick the guys' ankles. Till..... one of them got really mad. He got me by the shoulders, sat me on the floor by enforcing his weight on my shoulders, and told me to stay there just like that or they'd all do the same to me lol.
Or when I was playing handball and due to my great height, I threw the ball very hard but instead of making a goal, I hit a girl's face... TWICE in the same game, she got a purple eye and red cheeks LOL
Or, even more remotely.... In primary school.. I was playing voleyball and since I play VERY well (lmao), everyone was covering my balls, till this guy came and crossed over me... literally, he made me roll lol. My elbow has a scar till today cuz the court's floor was made of cement. lol
There's also the day I was rollerskating and found out the cliff was so steep that I'd end up dead if i didn't throw myself on the floor lol, so I did... my right knee was swollen for a week, and I told no one cuz they'd give me hell for it lol, still have the scars! Took off a lot of skin lol.
Riding bikes can be very dangerous LOL. Never let the handle press against your stomach when you fall, aches like hell, for days!
Last but not least... One of my oldest friends arrived in school this one day, with band-aids all over her knees, elbows, hands, and even face. I asked her what had happened... HER reply: "Well, you see, my brother got this skate for his bday and I wanted to ride on it, so we were at my grandma's and not much to do there I decided to try it... on a very steep cliff, I guess I fell cuz I had never skated b4." LOL, detail - she was "ONLY" 17 and had never skated b4!