You learn...

The song You Learn from Alanis Morissette has some tips about living... amid the things stated on the song how many of them have you already tried?

"You Learn


I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)
Wait until the dust settles

Chorus

I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at anytime
Feel free
Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind)
Hold it up (to the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears

Chorus

Wear it out (like a three-year-old would do)
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend"

What I've done:

- got my heart trampled on someone (I'm very much in love now, yes, lol)
- walked ard naked in my living room
- swallowed it down (the jagged lil pill lol)
- have stuck my feet on my mouth (literal sense, i've no flexibility bodywise lol)
- worn it out (actually am doing it right now with my sweaters lol)

I have probably touched base with all of em ...LoL

xWhOrEsPiCex wrote:

I have probably touched base with all of em ...LoL

+1 n yet I have learned nothin

Things I've learned:


Ex's are Ex's for a reason...

Keep the ball low

never try to give your cat a pill

When someone says "anyway" when talking on the phone..it means " get lost"

No wal marts are REALLY 24 hours

often times opposites really DO attract

never throw rocks at a man with a machine gun

when A girl says she "kinda" has a BF..it means " come and get me"

nuns HATE being referred to as " my man.."

People who are always smiling usually are the saddest

DamianHex wrote:

Things I've learned:


Ex's are Ex's for a reason...

Keep the ball low

never try to give your cat a pill

When someone says "anyway" when talking on the phone..it means " get lost"

No wal marts are REALLY 24 hours

often times opposites really DO attract

never throw rocks at a man with a machine gun

when A girl says she "kinda" has a BF..it means " come and get me"

nuns HATE being referred to as " my man.."

People who are always smiling usually are the saddest

I agree with the ex's ones, I try to keep the ball low, giving your cat vitamins is even harder, trust me lol. The anyway part is so true... prolly that's why it's my most common line on it lol. Well grocery stores here ARE open 24h, so I have to disagree. Opposite may attract but they generally have sth in common and to work out they need to highlight these things. i'd never throw rocks at anyone, cuz i'm a chickenshit lol.
Regarding the girl thing... I'm not sure, I never replied I KINDA have a bf, either you HAVE one or you don't. The nun stuff, i may try it lol, anyone up to save me?
PPL who are always smiling ARE the saddest, definitely.

never throw rocks at a man with a machine gun? u've done that? hehe.. thats like saying dont pull a rhino's tail or something

LOL nah its a metaphor for " never START a fight you can't hope to win"

lol erm marc u can never be sure of anything u cud batter the fuck outa some1 a a few times then one miss punch an they hit u out cold an stomp u while u down, seen that happen .