Game #2#Wish Corruptor

Keke....Make a wish and the next person responds with "Your wish is granted, BUT...(insert setback here)." For example, say you wish everyday was xmas. the response would be somethin like, "Granted, but you're a Jehova's Witness."

Let the game begin.


I wish I was a president....

Wish granted, however you pass away in the day of your election =)

I wish I was in the arms of my bf right now...

Wish granted but his arms are not attached to the rest of his body!

I wish I could eat a whole pizza right now!

Taking for taking off the arms of my bf! lol

Wish granted, you can eat a whole rotten pizza

I wish I was taller lol

wish granted but your new legs are woodsticks....


I wish I was a famous moviestar!!!

wish granted... for 3 seconds, then noone remembers of you anymore lol

I wish I could have everything I wanted in the blink of an eye...

wish granted, but no clothes, shoes or anythin will ever fit again, n u got this totally lack of interest in go shoppin...


I wish I was a smartass

wish granted but only for 40 seconds, and then your noodle turns to mush..



I wish I lived in a mansion ..

wish granted but you only have one room because it was converted into a hotel an you dont own it


i wish that i could go an live in a log cabin in the snowy mountains of some place

pooof Wish granted, you live out in in Canada in the coldest part to befriend the polorbears..






Wish I had a really big t.v ..

wish granted.....but u only got one channel n its broadcastin the days of our lives 24/7


I wish I was a kickass superhero...

wish granted you have the abilty to help lil ones wipe there asses and your knowen a Ms.Asswipe :P



Wish I had a life...

hey..that wasnt nice...I said a hero not a nanny


wish granted, u'll have a great life on teh internet, married to spock and 3 ewok kiddies....n a whole bunch of friends ur meetin in the local chat room every weekend

oh forgot.....

I wish I would be the first ladie on Mars

wish granted but u never come back to earth


i wish i nevr started smokin chronic 4yrs ago even tho i had fun times

wish granted.... you never started smoking cuz you died 4 years ago lol

I wish I could fly

wish granted but you are afraid of heights...


I wish It was my b-day riite now

Wish granted, happy bday, you're 101 yo

I wish I could sell my my dada's lap top for a nice price!

wish granted....an old ladie bought it for 2.50$ on ebay...

I wish teh postwhore no1

wish granted... you're forum whore nº 1 for 2 seconds =)

I wish I could make out with my bf RIGHT now =(

wish granted...but ur bf is a duck

I wish I had sum food rite now

wish granted, but i steal it all, since i'm starving as well lol

I wish I could earn the lottery

Wish granted your a multi-millionaire for 20days then your poor for the nxt 28months

i wish i lived in a shed

wish granted.... you live in a roofless shed

I wish I didn't have any more nightmares, never again

wish granted but you are never gonna be able to sleep again..

I wish it was saturday all week long...