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Crystal
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Crystal


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PostSubject: Joke of the day....   Joke of the day.... EmptySat 26 Nov - 10:53

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Two flies are sitting on a pile o'shit
The first one goes frrrrr (fart) to which the other replies
"Yo man we are eating here!" Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day....   Joke of the day.... EmptySun 27 Nov - 16:35

A blind guy is walking his dog and comes to an innersection. The dog looks both ways and then crosses the street. The blind guy almost gets killed in the busy innersection. Tons of people on the opposite side of the street watch as cars swerve right and left to avoid hitting him. When he finally makes it to the other side, the blind man takes out a doggie treat. One of the the people that saw the whole thing says," Man, are you crazy?! That dog almost got you killied! You're rewarding him?!" The blind man says," I'm trying to find his face so I can kick his @ss."
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day....   Joke of the day.... EmptyMon 28 Nov - 12:29

Joke of the day.... 14202mk8ke
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day....   Joke of the day.... EmptyMon 28 Nov - 12:33

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: "Do you have trouble with sh!t sticking to ur fur?". The rabbit said No. So the bear wiped his @$$ with the rabbit.

(courtesy of mr Eddie Murphy) lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day....   Joke of the day.... EmptyMon 28 Nov - 12:49

epSonjork wrote:
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: "Do you have trouble with sh!t sticking to ur fur?". The rabbit said No. So the bear wiped his @$$ with the rabbit.

(courtesy of mr Eddie Murphy) lol!



lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day....   Joke of the day.... EmptyMon 28 Nov - 12:52

“Where did the White Man go wrong?”

An old Indian chief sat in his Hogan on the reservation,
smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. Government
officials sent to interview him.

“Chief Two Eagles” asked one official,
“You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances.
You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”

The chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, “Considering all these events,
in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”

The chief stared at the government officials for over
a minute then calmly replied:

“When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night
having sex.”

Then the chief leaned back and smiled…

“Only white man dumb enough to think he could
improve system like that.”
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