Are you a potential SATANIST? take this test and find out!!

Ok this was aired on a christian network as how to spot signs that your child or loved one MIGHT be a Satanist. Its so ridicules I had to post it for ya'll. Take the test and get the answer according to the evangilists:

1:Likes role playing games on computers or otherwise( D&D, final fantasy ect)
2:takes interest in ANY occult like objects-Ouija board, tarot cards,ect
3:takes interest in paranormal powers like esp, or envies powers of comic book characters
4:Listens to Heavy metal music such as Ozzy, deicide, ect..bands that have anti social messages
5: Dresses in black more often than not
6: has an interest in collecting things with occult connections like certain types of knives, skull toys, violent games, posters,skull jewelry stickers ect
7: reads occult books including Harry potter, sword & soccery ect
8: writes depressing or suicidal poems or stories or artwork that represents same
9:indulges in any form of self mutilation or self harming including peircing of places other than ears.
10: plays video games or watches movies of a horror nature over more family oriented fare


Ok according to this list I am A prime candadate but who the F--K isn't???
Take the test honestly and post your answers mine are yes to all except I dont REALLY self mutilate tho in wrestling we DO "blade" and it involves cutting yourself with a razor to draw blood so....I dunno maybe I do.

anyway they claim if you answer yes to more than 5 of these you may be in the devils grasp!!! lol

Soon as I seen the thread I knew my answer, the first 2, I answered yes as with the rest, but those are too basic of question .. like ya said Hex who isn't with silly questions like that.. so ridicules...

lol I made 9 out of 10, am I Satan itself?!? =P

wooooooo 10 outa 10 awsome

like i have a an arsenal o weapons i dont use em or anything but still i have my tongue pierced woo aztecs an mians did that played on a Ouija board have wrote some crazzy suicide/depressive shit dark clothes9/10 times wtf these Q are to standard to anyone normal

9 outta 10 for me as well ....Number 9 the only one I said No to ..lol

w00...got 1 outta 10...I knew I was pure innocent haha

ke$$e wrote:

w00...got 1 outta 10...I knew I was pure innocent haha

Nah I say your full of PoOp :P

I still laugh anyways cause I own a Ouija board and tarot cards.. LoL

I guess I'm REALLY evil cause Im figuring anyone who doesn't at least get 7 is VERY sheltered lol

I got 10/10 what am i Normal

you aint neva gonna be normal karly boi....teh council of geekness dun accept normal ppl to join on this forums

haha oyeash i forgot about that

i got 6/10

1:Likes role playing games on computers or otherwise( D&D, final fantasy ect)

Final Fantasy VIII RULES!!

2:takes interest in ANY occult like objects-Ouija board, tarot cards,ect

I own several decks and make Ouija boards.

3:takes interest in paranormal powers like esp, or envies powers of comic book characters

Doesn't EVERYONE want to be superman? LOL

4:Listens to Heavy metal music such as Ozzy, deicide, ect..bands that have anti social messages


If they everheard Cellar Dweller I'd bet they'd include that on the list. Especially if they ever saw what that wacky lead singer does at show.......


5: Dresses in black more often than not

All my socks are black.....hmmmm.....

6: has an interest in collecting things with occult connections like certain types of knives, skull toys, violent games, posters,skull jewelry stickers ect

I'm sure that between Mark and I we have a collection that would but most museums to shame.

7: reads occult books including Harry potter, sword & soccery ect

Ok. Harry Potter is a lot of thing, but "Occult" isn't one of them. It's FICTION!! LOL

8: writes depressing or suicidal poems or stories or artwork that represents same

Who DOESN'T? It's called HIGH SCHOOL! LOL. Some of us are so good at it that'd it'd be a shame to waste such talent...

9:indulges in any form of self mutilation or self harming including peircing of places other than ears.

Naval and tongue rings are NOT self mutilation. They're cute!


10: plays video games or watches movies of a horror nature over more family oriented fare

Family movies are BORING. I mean, some of them are good but others suck.


Guess that makes me on the line with Mr. Evil up there who posted this! LOL