I didn't write it but..
A soldier sat in an army jail..his mother had brought him a puddin'
"you can't bring that in here" said the guard..even tho it was a good 'un
But he saw the look in the mothers eye..and he knew she was feeling hurt
so he did something he never thought he would do...He helped a soldier to dessert.
The soldier grabbed hold of his pudding and he ran with it back to his cell
"hold out your pudding for whipped cream" he heard the SGT yell
"If you want whipped cream on your pudding hold it out without delay"
so the soldier held out his pudding..and the SGT took it away!
Subject: a funny Irish one.. 
